Hold On To Your Effin Hat

I'm going to let this screen grab speak for itself because BOOM Mooney's a best seller.

There's a lot going on here, in only 45 seconds of video. Warning: this video isn't graphic (no blood), but it does show a motorcyclist getting hit by a car, from the motorcyclist's point of view. So there's that.

He's cooked up a scheme where, if he gets 100,000 retweets on a Twitter post, he gets to go to the Richardson High School prom with Miss Teen USA, Cassidy Wolf.

Since money seemingly isn't an issue—few of these acts would ever be considered "cheap"—here's a more representative list of acts, that would actually reflect the games this festival is supporting.

In a courteous but sharp note, Villalba addressed the tone of the recent lite guv debate.