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Politics & Government

Beth Van Duyne To Work For Trump Administration, Apparently

Because OF COURSE she is.
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Photography by Billy Surface

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The Irving mayor announced to a small gathering at the Momentous Institute that she would be packing up her #MAGA hats and running away with the circus, joining up with the Trump administration in a unspecified role.

The Venn diagram of people who know who Van Duyne is and people who are surprised by this news is just two circles separated by about an inch.

Anyway, good luck as the Undersecretary of Kicking Muslims in the Jeans, Beth.

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